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blogging, funny, Portland November 20th, 2008I took today off from work to hang out with CincinnatiFriend, who’s in town this week to defend her dissertation. As of yesterday, though, I realized that I’m going to have to change her pseudonym to DoctorLove now (her last name means ‘love’ in German), cause she done dissertated that shit, and now she’s all up on her way to officially becoming a doctor.  Frealz, yo. Much love to DoctorLove!
But in typical BFS&T fashion, that’s not the real story I originally wanted to write about.
The real story is that while I was lying in bed this morning, I sent out a quick message on Twitter saying something to the effect of, ‘Sure is nice to lie in bed and listen to the rain. I could do that all day.’ My phone rang instantly. It was barrington, calling to say, “Oh, man, you’re so lucky you get to still be in bed. I had to get up, get in the car, drive around everywhere, get out of the car, come in to work. . .all in the pouring rain.”
I laughed. “I love how you listed ‘get in the car’ and ‘get out of the car’ as two different things you had to do today.” I started to mimic him, gesturing each item in the air with my hand, which he couldn’t see over the phone. “I had to GET IN the car, I had to START it, I had to put it in GEAR, I had to STEER it, I had to push the ACCELERATOR. Oh yeah, AND push the BRAKE pedal. . .”
He laughed and continued the riffing. “Yeah, it was ALL in the RAIN. I had to turn the WINDSHIELD WIPERS ON. . .”
“Daaaaaang, no way! Did you have to turn the DEFOGGER on, too?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh, man, YOU have a rough life. At least you don’t have a STICK SHIFT like I do. I’m gonna have to do that when I go out today, and push in the CLUTCH a million times. Ugh.”
Ahhh; just another day in the life of two Portlanders.
So now I’m up, and eating BREAKFAST, and doing LAUNDRY, and taking a SHOWER, and then heading OUT to pick up DoctorLOVE, and it should be a REALLY GREAT DAY, despite the fact that I’ll have to push in the CLUTCH and SHIFT GEARS a whole bunch of times.
Incidentally, I have TWO sets of windshield wipers (front and rear!) that I’ll have to turn on, while I’m doing the clutch and the gearshift. Think about THAT.
November 21st, 2008 at 8:04 am
Eh, you’ve got it easy. I had to brush snow off the top of my car, brush snow off the windshield, brush snow off the back window, stomp my feet to get rid of the snow on my feet ….
November 21st, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I totally missed this post on my last read, it is great.
November 25th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
No WAY, Jo(e)! You have to brush snow off of BOTH windows, and THEN stomp your feet? BOTH feet? Holy crap. I don’t think my friend and I would leave our houses if we had to endure that kind of hardship.