[Scene 1:  TODD, walking home from the store, with a bag of groceries, containing a chicken Caesar salad, chips, and a small tub of salsa.  TODD passes VERY STONED YOUNG HOMELESS GUY and his equally stoned-looking GIRLFRIEND.]

VSYHG:  Can you spare some change?

Todd:  Sorry, man, I can’t this time.

VSYHG:  Can I have a cigarette?

Todd:  I don’t smoke.  [walks on]  Good luck to you, man.

VSYHG:  [follows Todd]  Oh, dude, I’m soooo hungry.  Can you just, like, break me off a piece of that chicken?

Todd:  That’s dinner.

VSYHG:  Oh, man, what about just a little piece of that chicken?

Todd:  [exasperated, but still friendly]  I’m unemployed too, dude.  Good luck to you.

VSYHG:   Can I have a cigarette?

Todd:  I still don’t smoke.  [turns and walks away]  Good luck, man.

VSYHG:  [turns and says to Girlfriend]  Let’s go to Safeway.